WHO IS DAVID TRENT?
David Trent is a phenomenon.
David Trent singlehandedly failed to make any impression whatsoever on the UK comedy scene since August 2006 until he went to Edinburgh in 2012 and smashed the living shit out of it with his total sell out, Edinburgh Comedy award nominated show "Spontaneous Comedian".
David Trent would like to repeat the fact that his Edinburgh Show, "Spontaneous Comedian" TOTALLY SOLD OUT IT'S ENTIRE RUN IN THE WORST YEAR FOR EDINBURGH SALES EVER.
David Trent is aware that the venue only held 56 seats.
David Trent failed to win the award.
It did not kill him. It only made him stronger, made him stand a little taller, made him a fighter.
David Trent was a 2011 finalist in the historic 'Hackney Empire New Act of The Year' competition.
This was the year that the prestigious competition moved from the Hackney Empire to the Barbican and became known as 'The Barbican New Act Of The Year (Formerly Known As The Hackney Empire New Act Of The Year Competition) Competition' - a name with absolutely no cachet whatsoever within the comedy industry.
David Trent had never been on the television in any capacity as a comedian until this terrible omission was finally rectified in 2013 when he appeared on Channel 4's "THE 50 FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF 2013" - a show that is almost certainly going to change the face of comedy in the UK if not the entire world.
David Trent wrote this himself.