Nige may look like any ordinary scally (skaeli - n. Informal a scamp; rascal) but beneath his shell-suit lies a wealth of intelligent, if slightly
odd, gags and stories.

Watch open mouthed as he explains how superheroes should make their money, hold back a tear as he explains his father's drug-related death (a box of Lemsips fell on him) and reel back with amazement as he travel through time before your very eyes.

A reefer smoking 'king of the dole,' Nige has had a lot of time to muse on life and has come up with plenty of acute observations on subjects as diverse as his grandma's cat (Bin Laden) and alien abduction.