Mark Simmons - "Master of the crisp, one line zinger" - Evening Standard
Adam Staunton - "What he lacks in height he certainly makes up for in talent, getting the biggest laughs of the night" ThreeWeeks
Noel James - "Stands out like a droll giant in a comedy land of trite dwarfs" The Independent
Diane Spencer - “She is a flame-haired, filth-firing force of nature, tossing the audience from open-mouthed incredulity to tear-filled guffaws.” - Sunday Express. “Half-horrifying, half-fascinating, all hilarious” - The Skinny
Metronome is now cashless which means only card payments will be taken when purchasing tickets, food and drink, or using the cloakroom.
If you have any concerns or queries, please contact [email protected]
Please note our Pre order Pizza menu is NOT SERVED at the venue, this is served a 7 minute walk away at Peter Pizzeria, Pepper St, Bridlesmith Gate, Nottingham NG1 2GH. You can pre order your food for before the show as part of the ticket buying process. They serve the best pizzas and we think you should definately give them a try, you wont regret it! Don't forget to reserve your table directly with the venue!
“Consistently boasting the most interesting line ups in the country”
The Times
All bookings are subject to a booking fee on the checkout page